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    <description><![CDATA[Welcome to the racetrack, where commentators ShurikenKat and Hewatza supply you with stupid stories, nerdy conversation, and whatever else they may come up with! Topics include, but are not limited to, the following:
Bologna,
The taste of bologna,
How one might acquire bologna,
Non-bologna topics,
Non-non-bologna topics,
F.E.M.A.,
Offshore bologna accounts,
Conspiracy theories,
Mathematical theories,
Quantum Theory,
4Chan shenanigans,
How to discreetly purchase illicit bologna
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Bologna
The taste of bologna
How one might acquire bologna
Non-bologna topics
Non-non-bologna topics
F.E.M.A.
Offshore bologna accounts
ASMR
Conspiracy theories
Mathematical theories
Quantum Theory
4Chan shenanigans
How to discreetly purchase illicit bologna
...and much more.]]></itunes:summary>
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      <itunes:summary><![CDATA[What the heck even is Victory Lap? Is Taco Bell Communist? How many brands can we name before being hit with a copyright violation?]]></itunes:summary>
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